There is a barbershop here in Portland (OR) that has a sign outside with a photo of Christopher Walken that says "Walkens Welcome."
Enough said. He's iconic, even if he's just himself.
Have you heard of the band blanket?
They’re a cover band.
What do you call it when a short person waves at you?
A microwave.
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What do you call a Wizard who fell down the stairs?
Tumbledore.