Dad Jokes

 





There is a barbershop here in Portland (OR) that has a sign outside with a photo of Christopher Walken that says "Walkens Welcome."

Enough said. He's iconic, even if he's just himself.



Have you heard of the band blanket?

They’re a cover band.





What do you call it when a short person waves at you?

A microwave.




BREAKING NEWS: Apple has cancelled plans to make a car after realizing it would require Windows.



What do you call a Wizard who fell down the stairs?

Tumbledore.